Reminds me of this history professor.....
During a lecture, he kept referring to India as the 'family
jewels' of the British Empire....
Everyone was sniggering throughout..... the prof didn't seem to
know that the correct term is 'crown jewels' while 'family jewels'
refers to something more.... personal.

Wat!??!?
India, family jewel of British Empire???
brb while I go luffing all the way to JB and back 